2001-08-15 - 4:07 p.m.

dear dream girl

dear dream girl:

just so you know what you're missing out on by delaying your long-overdue storming into my life, below is an excerpt from the list of things i have to offer the right dream girl (from the i's):

• ice cream, fetched and delivered in bed on sunday mornings.
• igloos made out of sugar cubes.
• intelligent conversation, even on topics like "Air Wolf" and hairdryers.
• insanity. cause, c'mon admit it, your life is too sane as it is.
• immortality in the form of the written word. more specifically daily updates to this journal about my slavering love for your divine self.
• did i mention ice cream?
• indigo girls songs at full volume. more than you can probably stand.
• indecent emails to perk you up during those crappy days at work
• indifference to (most of) your flaws
• independiendimente. (i don't know what it means, but don't it sound cool?)
• (and last but not least) ice cream

all of this and more for the low, low price of your sweet, sweet loving. act now. allow six to eight weeks for delivery.

love,

j$