2003-05-27 - 9:35 a.m.

Matrix Regurgitated

The Wa-Fucking-Chowski brothers are believing their own hype. They should have stopped at Matrix and never made a sequel. I'm sure the dump-truck of money was very tempting. Perhaps they were too busy rubbing their naughty bits with $100 bills to bother to come up with a story, plot, or much of anything besides an adolescent, soft-core, kung-fu porno.

I swear, it couldn't have been worse if fucking Keanu had written it.

Can you tell that I'm a bit disappointed?