2001-09-20 - 4:34 p.m.

moron much? why, yes, thanks for asking.

um. hi.

did i ever happen to mention.

that in some small, miniscule way.

in a tiny, insignificant manner.

in some alternate universe.

there is a lilliputian probability.

that i.

just might be in the slightest way.

a moron?

no?

good.

because it isn't true.

the truth is.

that i am.

definitely.

and without any doubt.

the world's.

Biggest.

Largest.

HUGEST.

MOST GARGANTUAN.

moron.

and what, you may ask, has brought about this revelation?

well, it appears that when i called EchoGirl.

and left my number.

twice.

i gave her the wrong number.

twice.

i *hate* when i'm a moron.