2001-08-29 - 3:15 p.m.

this is your love-life. this is your love-life on drugs

i know we all remember the first "this is you brain on drugs" commercial, with the egg getting cooked. i was just no remembering one of the sequals. there was this young waif-like woman with the most amazing blue eyes who dubs her cast-iron skillet "drugs", then smashes an egg (your brain. duh. weren't you paying attention?) then the rest of a kitchen while screaming about how drugs will destroy your job and your family and your neighbor's dog and at the end she would come up to the camera and say "any questions?".

my question was always "yeah. can i have your phone number?"

i mean, cause, c'mon, she was a cute, cute, kyoot woman and she liked to smash s**t.

what's not to like?